Daily Archives: March 21, 2010

Christianese/English Translator.

The following is a list of phrases in the impenetrable language of “Christianese.” For those unfamiliar with this strange dialect, below you’ll find a helpful Christianese-English Dictionary so that you can find out what your Christian friend is really saying to you. Apparently, this has been floating about in the interwebs for a while, but

The Fishers.

Stormy and Adrian Fisher are in my house. Yes, I’m blessed. Sent from my iPhone Posted via email from Rob Alderman

Coffee + Bethel Theology = Represent

Travel mug full of Joe. Mmmmmm. Sent from my iPhone Posted via email from Rob Alderman