On the subject of wine and bread…

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Posted by Rob | Posted in Community, Theology | Posted on 29-03-2010

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Earlier this week, a friend of mine posted his thoughts on the Evangelical Church and Communion. I found his post thought-provoking, noble and well spoken, though it apparently caused such a fervent response that he was urged by the leadership of his church to take it down. (It’s a shame when the church cannot partake of healthy dialogue regarding the elements of the faith. I happen to believe that even flat-out emotional debate is good from time to time, but maybe that’s just me.)

At some point, an argument was made for using pre-packaged communion elements based on saving the Church money that could be used for other ministries.

Was someone really suggesting that pre-packaged elements are cheaper? Surely not. More convenient, perhaps. Cheaper than bread, juice and reusable cups, (be that glass or metal, chalice or cup) no. That argument is just plain silly.

But, before this conversation goes any further, I think it is worth noting that my friend was commenting on the Evangelical Church as a whole, and the shift he has seen away from the sacrificial elements being taken in a reverent way. This wasn’t an indictment on any one local church, but rather a question of how we, as The Church (I know, there goes Rob on an ecumenical kick again) reverence our most sacred of rituals.

That brings me, of course, to the sacred ritual itself. There is nothing in our Church history that is more sacred and intimate than the taking of communion. Keep in mind that many of your brothers and sisters throughout history gave their lives rather than give up this very thing.

When I think about communion, I tend to try and find something that resonates with me in the same way…. In this case, I liken it to making love. That’s right. Giggle and blush if you must, but that’s the truth.

In a marriage, there is no greater intimate moment than making love to your spouse. It is the pinnacle of togetherness. It is the very physical act of saying, “I love you and I want to be as close to you as I can possibly be.” For the Christian, no ritual comes closer to that kind of commitment than taking the elements.

So, think about your wife for a moment. Do you prefer to make love to her in a cozy bed and breakfast, where the candles are lit and the rose petals have been set up across the room, or do you prefer a rent-by-the-hour motel? I think your wife could answer easily, which matters more to her. Now, you COULD make the argument that the act is the same in both places, right? I mean, either way you are getting it on…

But, one just feels a little more loving than the other, yes? One environment says, “I love you and I want you and you matter to me.” And the other says, “My own physical gratification is most important, and let’s get this over with.”

So, why would we look at communion any differently? Why would we say, “The way we do this doesn’t matter as long as our hearts are right?” It doesn’t make any sense. Of course it matters how and when we take communion!

Would you say, “Making love to my wife is so awesome. I’m only going to make love to her quarterly because otherwise it would lose its specialness.” No way! Because it is special, you want to join with her in it as often as you can, right? Right.

Look, I’m not attacking the local church I attend on Sunday mornings. I love it there, and I believe in the Church and her leadership. I’m amazed by the compassion and heart of the pastor and the people. What I am saying is that like anything else, it is healthy to reexamine what we do and why we do it from time to time and make changes that are in line with what we believe. In this case, we have a very excellent record in scripture as to how communion was received. There is no need to stray in the name of convenience.

What my friend wrote resonated deep within me, and it made me joyful, not angry or bitter to know that people still care about our sacred rituals.

Communion is special in my opinion, and I love it enough to do it often and right.

The Nursing Home Olympics

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Posted by Rob | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 24-03-2010

Rocking McKenzie Arena.

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Christianese/English Translator.

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Posted by Rob | Posted in Blogging, Pop-Culture, Theology | Posted on 21-03-2010

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The following is a list of phrases in the impenetrable language of “Christianese.” For those unfamiliar with this strange dialect, below you’ll find a helpful Christianese-English Dictionary so that you can find out what your Christian friend is really saying to you.

Apparently, this has been floating about in the interwebs for a while, but no one knows what brave soul began it’s wisdom. Whoever created it – well done.

1. I’ll pray about it = NO!
2. We need to pray for so and so = Guess what I just heard?!
3. I’m waiting for God to open some doors = I’m living in my parent’s basement.
4. God gave me a word for you = I have advice to help you with your disaster of a life.
5. I’m going to have my quiet time = Leave me the heck alone!
6. God is good = My life sucks.
7. Bless his/her heart = What an idiot.
8. I have the gift of discernment = I can judge people without even talking to them.
9. I was having fellowship with them = We had beer and pizza and watched the game instead of going to church.
10. I’m saved by grace, not works = I can do whatever the heck I want.
11. She caused me to stumble = What a skank.
12. I kissed dating goodbye = I couldn’t get a blind date, literally.
13. Let no unwholesome talk come out of your mouth = I can’t believe you said the real curse word!
14. I don’t mean to judge but… = I’m going to judge.
15. I’m dating Jesus right now = Are you kidding? I’m way out of your league.
16. God wants me to take some time off from this relationship = I met someone else and I’m too coward to break up with you.
17. I’ll pray about marrying you = NO!
18. God told me that we are supposed to get married = Maybe you’ll say yes if God is behind this.
19. I’m fasting = Your spiritual life is miniscule compared to mine. Try to keep up.
20. God has called me to minister to her = She’s really hot.
21. I think you should pray about it = You’ll see that I’m right.
22. We’ve decided to court, not date = My parents have a death grip on my life.
23. Courting = Homeschool dating.
24. Lord willing = My plans are His plans.
25. Take this with a grain of salt = I’m about to really offend you.
26. I’m feeling convicted about this = One day my actions might change too!
27. Have I offended you? = Why are you treating my like garbage?
28. Who wants to pray? = I don’t want to pray right now.
29. Jesus turned water into wine = Jesus turned water into grape juice. (Southern Baptist Dialect)
30. Jesus turned water into wine = I can drink whatever I want. (Presbyterian Dialect)

If you have any other troubling Christianese phrases, please post them and I will try to translate them and add them to this list.

The Fishers.

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Posted by Rob | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 21-03-2010

Stormy and Adrian Fisher are in my house. Yes, I’m blessed.

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Coffee + Bethel Theology = Represent

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Posted by Rob | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 21-03-2010

Travel mug full of Joe. Mmmmmm.

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Reunited and it feels so good.

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Posted by Rob | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 20-03-2010

After two weeks of being a fractured family (my trip to California and her trip to Virginia) we are together again.

It’s nice.

Very.

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Pondering the things…

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Posted by Rob | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 12-03-2010

This is me thinking about something. I’m sure it was important. Sure it was.

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Perhaps I should consider this.

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Posted by Rob | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 12-03-2010

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AMDA is on.

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Posted by Rob | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 11-03-2010

Here we go…

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The Pacific at twilight.

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Posted by Rob | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 10-03-2010

Here’s where I spent sundown. Jodi Herod really wanted to get her feet in the sand after working on the display booth and booth items for most the day, so we hit the road in search of adventure with the always prepared Leigh Michels.

I’m not sure if this is actually Seal Beach or not. (the beach we were looking for) What I can say is that we were glad to find it and it was very beautiful. (though the girls froze)

I kind of felt like Daniel in The Karate Kid, but I couldn’t find a bonfire surrounded by my new high school pals where Johnny and his thug Cobra-Kai buddies could beat me up, forcing me to learn from Mr. Miyagi which would lead to me Crane-Kicking Johnny in the face.

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